Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / "The Right Way To CHAT/TEXT With A Girl That Will Make Her Find You Attractive" (165207 Views) 5 Signs That Say Someone Finds You Attractive / The More Vulnerable You Look, The More Men Find You Attractive / See What Guy Did To Girl That Refused To Visit Him But Asked For MTN Card (1) (2) (3) (4) Charles Nneji1:*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. *********************************************************************Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear. But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’TI will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. Should I tie you up and make you take it, or are you going to be good? I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this.47. This is especially hard for those who don't normally take the initiative to make the first move.There's nothing worse than subtly trying to get your sexy on while the person on the other end of the conversation just doesn't get it. I’ll do anything for a sexy lover like you…anything at all.18. This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.20.
Get her to talk s*xual by talking about her s*xy clothing. 6 Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? लड़की – लड़कियां अपने पति को “ऐ जी” कहके बुलाती हैं, मैं भी यही बोलूंगी, लड़का – जानू ये “A G” का क्या मतलब है? Whats App Conversation between Boyfriend and Girlfriend:- “Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park. ” Boyfriend: “I’d Take Bullet For You.” Girlfriend: “Awwwww! ” Boyfriend: “Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.” Epic girl friend and boyfriend conversation on Whatsapp:- Boy: Call Me Shona Girl: Shona Babu….. It’s boring, very boring: For instance; never do this –GUY: How was your day. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life. I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU: The heading is self explanatory, right?But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it. What do you mean (or something else like that).”YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor.This question get both of you in the really good mood. लड़की शरमाते हुए बोली – जानू, “A G” का मतलब – अबे गधे,, लड़का shocked ? 7 Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. Just ask her these questions late at night for best results! This question is perfect to understand if she’s all alone at home. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone. It’s personal, and yet not too sexual, and immediately say something like “Oh God, I can only imagine how cute you looking right now”. The experience can only be better felt than explained. Obviously you can’t flirt or talk s$xy if her friends/family are around her. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention in the conversation. Ask your girlfriend, what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. लड़की की उसके बॉयफ्रेंड लड़ाई हो गयी, लड़की- तुम किसी और लड़की से प्यार करने लगे हो, मुझे नहीं करनी तुमसे बात 🙁 🙁 फोन काट दिया लड़का लड़की को फोन मिलाता है, नंबर बिज़ी क्यूंकि लड़की भी लगा रही थी, जैसे ही फ़ोन लगा, लड़की चिल्लाकर बोली- किस कुतिया से बात करने में बिजी थे? एक लड़की किसी लड़के से व्हाट्सप्प पे चैट कर रही थी, लड़का- हैल्लो , लड़की- हाय! लड़का- मैं एक खूबसूरत लड़की से बात कर रहा हूँ, लड़की- वाओ तुम कितने स्वीट हो, लड़का- हाँ वो खूबसूरत लड़की काफी देर से रिप्लाई नहीं कर रही तो सोचा तुझसे ही बात कर लूँ blocked 🙂 🙂 लड़का अपनी क्लास की लड़की को प्रोपोज़ करता है , लड़का – I Love You , लड़की – शक्ल देखी है अपनी , लड़का -मैं तुम्हारी खातिर अपनी जान दे सकता हूँ , लड़की -जा भाग यहाँ से , लड़का – तुम्हारे बिना मैं जिन्दा नहीं रह सकता , लड़की – शट अप , लड़का – ठीक है मैं तुमको 1000 का रिचार्ज भेज रहा हूँ , जब आ जाये तो बता देना , लड़की – ओके कब भेजोगे स्वीटू ? Boy : Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe Girl: Oh ok ok…!! At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys. Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text. ”ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. Come with me…You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..”YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES: This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. Here are more examples: You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like“I want to see you on that when I return.