A person wouldn't actually be OK if cooled to absolute zero. When you say it out loud it sounds like you are saying "are gone." Find the joke here. Diamonds are created from carbon under extreme pressurize and over time, so carbon will eventually become "a girl's best friend" — hence her "future best friend." Find the joke here. If your favourite is missing, why not add it in the comments section? So I started the ball rolling with: Why do chemists call He, Cm and Ba the medical elements? And back I got: What do you do with a dead chemist? Two atoms bump into each other.’I think I lost an electron.’ The other asks: ‘Are you sure? Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. 'Cause you are F-I-Ne Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. What’s more, it was one I’d not heard before: “Hey, know any good jokes about sodium? So, I sent out a bit of a request for jokes with one of my own favourites.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. A: CSI Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"? I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…He said Na Br O Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through." Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail? If you’re more of a comics person I can also recommend this new blog.If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware." The proton replies "I'm positive." Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from? Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? Do you want to extract some protein from my column? These 15 chemistry jokes and puns are really cheesy and may only have the power to make a chemist laugh, but don't worry: we've included an explanation below each joke so at least you'll understand their cheesiness. Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. Explanation: This is a play on the phrase "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. I like making bad chemistryjokes because all the good ones Argon. What do you call a tooth suspended in 1 litre of water? A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.”No, I’m travelling light.” and finally… Happy Friday and thanks to everyone who submitted jokes.